gorn, v: The act of vandalising another person's computer whilst they are absent through lurid messages on their instant messenger and other chat programs (eg. mIRC, DC++), changing desktop backgrounds, and setting internet homepages to give the impression that the user is partial to homoerotic material and has homosexual tendancies. A portmanteau
of the words "gay" and "porn". Orginated from Mt Gravatt College, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia (circa: late 2005).
I just gorned Julz's computer so bad.
Who the fuck just gorned my computer?? They set meatspin
as my desktop background!
GORN, (N.) defined as a "woody" word from Monty Pythons Woody and Tinny skit.
This word is also told to bring confidence through its woody nature.
Gorn, GOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRNNN, a good woody word, it gives me confidenc
Originally an alien race of large lizard people in the original Star Trek that raided the outer colonies untill Captain James T. Kirk shot one with diamonds and improvised gunpowder. They are now known as extremely anoying blog or YouTube commenters that aren't trolls
but ignorant people who can't understand humor or irony and are quick to troll rate. Much like the Gorn that Captain James Kirk so righteously shot, the are unemotional reptiles that hiss.
JamesTiberius: Check out the video of this guy getting gorged by a Buffalo in Colorado after he cornored and tried to pet it.
G0rnHegemony: This is unacceptable, I am troll rating you!
JamesTiberius(-1): you are an f'ing Gorn!
gay or not straight
mike-hey put this techno cd on..
bill-not in my car! what are you g or ns?
Stands for "Gay-Porn"
Porn that is watched by gay people and mostly includes other gay people acting in the video.
guy 1: "im going to watch some porn"
guy 2: "i thought u were gay?"
guy 1: "yeah i watch gorn"
Somone who is a complete and utter twat, but still thinks and acts as though he/she is popular
"You're all Gorn and no modesty"
def 1. heatmaps - geeky ways of looking at foursquare checkin data.
def 2. voyeuristic stalking of people around you.
def 3. a new kind of porn based on geolocation.
def 1. i spent all day looking at gorn on wheredoyougo.net
def 2. i was looking at gorn from that party downstairs half the night. i wish they'd invited me.
def 3. the girl next door. who's really next door!