Jacob Goroff 

A fucking beast who gets good grades plays the clarinet and is good at soccer

Hey Jacob goroff how r u soo good at soccer

Jacob Goroff by Me beast November 21, 2019

Gorlock The Destroyer 

A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.

Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.

Gorlock The Destroyer by Big ah D September 19, 2023

gorlomi 

When you realize Christolph Waltz is too good of a detective

Exuse me sir what's your name?
Oh uhhh- Gorlomi
Exuse me what?
Gorlomi

One more time please sir
*Whispers in a semi-Southern American semi-Italian accent*
(Gorlomi)

gorlomi by Biggrand August 17, 2017

Gorlock scale

An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).

"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."

Gorlock scale by (BIGH) October 24, 2023

gorlock 

1. used to describe someone with no common sense, or thinks that he/she is better than they are, especially in sports.
2. a person with an abnormaly large or disfigured head.
3. a person who makes a huge mess while eating, especially while eating spaghetti.

I can't believe that that gorlock made the basketball team over me.

gorlock by scott sommers January 31, 2008

gorloff  

adjective(gor-lof)

1) A very angry state of mind. A feeling of uncontrollable rage.
2) A feeling of agitation or frustration in any situation.

1) The yuppie driving while talking on the cell phone cut me off in traffic, and it made me so gorloff.
2) It makes me gorloff that you interrupt me when I am speaking.

gorloff by Virginia Tripp February 18, 2008

Gorlok 

The fictional mascot of Webster University. It has the paws of a cheetah, horns of a buffalo, and face of a Saint Bernard. It's name comes from the intersection of Gore and Lockwood in Old Webster Groves.

"Webster University is the home of the Gorlok"

Gorlok by wucheer January 10, 2012