Tripping on flat carpet.
1) Flat carpet.
2) Your dumb ass.
3) Oops. That sucked.
by GorkMan December 17, 2003
Acronym for "God Only Really Knows" - Medical slang for someone who has suffered a traumatic head injury and is comatose or in a persistent vegetative state.
This guy was shot in the head. He's never going to come out of his coma. He's a gork now.
by blunt_instrument November 05, 2003
noun - used to identify when someone has absolutely no intelligence, taken from the medical slang of the same name used as shorthand to signify a patient has no brain activity.
by that last remark, you have proven you are a gork
by Willie Felersnatch August 31, 2007
A shorthand for gay dorks. Increasingly popular among the gay dork community.
Limp-wristedly, the two boys put on their faerie embroidered robes and wizard hats and hopped the 45 bus to play dungeons and dragons; they were such gorks.
by Terk June 20, 2007
A trait or part of someones personality. a gork is a person who is weird or strange but is also considered cool.
Person1: That girl is kind of weird but she is still cool.

Person 2: She is gorky.
by gorkygirl November 23, 2013
One who is both a geek and a dork.
Look at that fucktard with the hunch back and his grandma's bra. Man what a gork
by Kate rocks August 08, 2003
One who pops fart bubbles in the bath tub with their nose, alternate definition one who sniffs bike seats after someone uses such seat
Anthony is such a gork he loves to smell the seats after the tour de france.

He also enjoys farting in the tub then popping the bubbles with his nose in order to smell them being the gork that he is.
by bigdennydballmcsketchikins August 04, 2009
Combination of a person who is a geek AND a dork.
That guy was such a gork, he was so busy paying attention to his hard drive noise he didn't realize his shirt was on inside out.
by EvilJayne May 20, 2008

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