Something bad you do in the bathroom, ie vomiting
I was gorking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy's here. Come talk to her." And I'm sitting there gorking.
Acronym for "God Only Really Knows" - Medical slang for someone who has suffered a traumatic head injury and is comatose or in a persistent vegetative state.
This guy was shot in the head. He's never going to come out of his coma. He's a gork now.
noun - used to identify when someone has absolutely no intelligence, taken from the medical slang of the same name used as shorthand to signify a patient has no brain activity.
by that last remark, you have proven you are a gork
A shorthand for gay dorks. Increasingly popular among the gay dork community.
Limp-wristedly, the two boys put on their faerie embroidered robes and wizard hats and hopped the 45 bus to play dungeons and dragons; they were such gorks.
A trait or part of someones personality. a gork is a person who is weird or strange but is also considered cool.
Person1: That girl is kind of weird but she is still cool.
Person 2: She is gorky.
One who is both a geek and a dork.
Look at that fucktard with the hunch back and his grandma's bra. Man what a gork
Combination of a person who is a geek AND a dork.
That guy was such a gork, he was so busy paying attention to his hard drive noise he didn't realize his shirt was on inside out.
One who pops fart bubbles in the bath tub with their nose, alternate definition one who sniffs bike seats after someone uses such seat
Anthony is such a gork he loves to smell the seats after the tour de france.
He also enjoys farting in the tub then popping the bubbles with his nose in order to smell them being the gork that he is.