2. 'pro-gorbies': Kayakers who will pee on a cliff before hucking off it to give it the appearance of it being wet. 'Pro-gorbies' can be found eating greasy nachos at some dive in Ottawa (or maybe Thunder Bay), mocking people who live in Toronto.
"Looks like gorbie mayhem in Phil's again..."
Royton Man #2, "Fucking Gorbies."
birthmark on his head: when a guy is
doing a chick on her period, & he gets
blood on his dick, so he pulls it out
to smack her in the head with it...
so i had to give her a gorby"