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A strange cockney bus driver who most likely likes to soap up little boys. Can't drive for toffee.
Goose just tried to rape when i got of the bus!
by Mervin Bethell March 16, 2004
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1.
A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 04, 2003
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2.
A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.
What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.
by nick May 06, 2005
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3.
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
by Saints September 21, 2003
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4.
A term of endearment to a close buddy. Either when they are being silly, or when you are trying to get their attention.
Allie - Hey Goose!
Alicia - What?!
Allie - Look at that skoozey!
by twoanonymouses December 28, 2008
192 164
 
5.
Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.
"Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!"
by goo'se May 09, 2003
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6.
(Slang): A gangster.
A goose roams the streets at night.
by Accordion December 11, 2010
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7.
the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party
Mikey was definitely the goose last night, god that kid is a dumbass
by the wet d May 21, 2013
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