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10. goose egg
(1) The egg of a goose
(2) A moron, used as insult
(3)a term used for someone who lacks the skills to do anything right.
(4) proud conservative
(5) an insult to someone who is useless
"might aswell go lay an egg biatch"
by Blob Sep 24, 2003 add a video
1. goose egg
Zero

The way the number is shaped is similar to a goose's egg.
I played a tennis match and was goosegged, I lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0
by disco stu Sep 24, 2003 add a video
2. Goose Egg
When a man takes a shit into a girls vagina
Taylor hovered over Katie Johnson as he gave her the greatest Goose Egg of her life
3. Goose Egg
A large Lump left on forehead above eye after being hit.
"Damn did you see that big ole Goose egg on his head after he got hit?"
4. goose egg
A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.
After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.
5. goose egg
a zero..nada...nafin'
Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.
by anonymous Sep 23, 2003 add a video
6. goose egg
The shape of the bottom of a woman's bikini/underwear when they have a large poon. Much like a camel toe, but smooth instead of indented.
That chick sure has a fat noonie. It looks like she's smuggling a goose egg.
7. goose egg
nothing; use with aim
~Hi
~Hey
~What's up?
~Goose egg. You?
~lol
by lisa Feb 21, 2004 add a video
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