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When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.
Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!
goonked by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015
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Dude 1: Check out this DVD player I just got, this guy sold it to me for $150.

Dude 2: They're selling that at Costco for $40. You got gooked, man.
gooked by Robrandt May 22, 2006

gooked out 

To act of putting way to many accessories on your car. Blue headlights and maybe some 18' Rims look nice on the right cars, but putting 17929874219822 stickers, a three foot high spoiler that looks like it was taken off a NASCAR wreck, a paintjob that resembles an odd mix of Las Vegas and Ebola-ridden death, out of place trims, and some shit written across the windshield that nobody cares about, is 'gooking it out'.
Riceboy: "Yo, check out mah Honda Civic. Sure it has a top speed of 50mph, and it's front wheel drive because I'm afraid of oversteer, but dem flame stickers on da side is phat!"
Me: "More like FLAMER stickers"
gooked out by hatred June 18, 2003
Having a strong cerebral high after smoking marijuana
I cant believe we smoked that whole quarter, i am so gooked; wanna get gooked?
gooked by dnett111 June 23, 2015
The result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol; Drunk.
The boys drank so much beer last night, they were gooked!
gooked by C.W. May 13, 2005
To drop off a mexican or spanish orphan at a persons house while there not there. Then you come back when the person gets home and give him adoption papers and run out of there.
Man, I just pissed Wilis off so bad, I gooked him good.
Gooked by Wilis Howarth September 9, 2006