A tall woman over 5'10". Goontars are usually physically threatening, but are not necessarily fat. Guys who are attracted to them are called "goontar slayers" and are ready to draw their swords whenever a big woman is near. Not all are unattractive and are called "slayable goontars".
Laurie is such a goontar. She could probably play linebacker for the Bears.
by shitballcity October 26, 2009