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The name of someone who bullies those around themselves, yet has delusions of themselves being pleasent, or almost angelic like.

Also, can be described as someone with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Elaine is such a Gooner
by Ann Onamys December 21, 2006
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Cheating, French, Pretends to Play soccer
Wot a Gooner
by Icey September 25, 2003
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Refers to female girls/woman who are strangely addicted to men who wear facial hair. (beards, mustache, fu-manchu, etc;). Most of which female gender girls/women are more often then not name Sabrina, Shelly, or Yvonne.

Someone who is extremely weird is known as a "Gooner"
Hey, that girl is a Gooner because she is obssesed with Brian Wilson's beard
by vfamousforlife June 30, 2011
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A glory hunting pussbag who has very little knowledge of
football
Gaz is a Gooner!!!!!!
by jigster October 28, 2006
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Fans of that horrible north London team who will no doubt bitch and moan about everything but how much their team sucks when things don't go there way.
Uh oh Liverpool just kicked the shit out of Arsenal. Watch as those gooners whine about paid off refs for the next 4 weeks.
by Mike Chonks April 08, 2008
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A person that poops on another persons chest
Oh man,last night i walked in on my mom getting goonered
by Zer0Enigma February 12, 2008
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Someone that acts like a fool.
by zackd42 December 11, 2008
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