Someone who supports a team who plays "beautiful football" but never actually wins anything.
That gooner in the Arsenal jersey may as well be French!
by arsenalsucks September 04, 2011
Someone that acts like a fool.
Trevor is a gooner.
by zackd42 December 11, 2008
A person that poops on another persons chest
Oh man,last night i walked in on my mom getting goonered
by Zer0Enigma February 12, 2008
The name of someone who bullies those around themselves, yet has delusions of themselves being pleasent, or almost angelic like.

Also, can be described as someone with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Do not be a Gooner to me.....
by Ann Onamys December 27, 2006
turd
there is a gooner stuck in the dunny
by Anonymous October 20, 2003
the state of being more "goon" or "G acting" than another person place or thing.
jill is gooner than brian.
by football junkie June 07, 2009
A girl or guy that is has slept with so many people they are incapable of remembering what the name of the last person with was.

Name for a girl who has fucked more people then she can count on her fingers and toes.

Also a nick-name for a prostitute in 17th century England.
"Hey Johny what was the name of that chick you banged last night?"
"Um, dude I think it was like Tonya or Sonya...no it was Lana... oh shit dude I can't remember."
"John you are such a fucking gooner!"
or
"Layla is such a gooner!"
or
"Any of you chaps up for a round with a gooner tonight?"
by BloodxxofxxthexxPhoenix November 05, 2007

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