One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.
I watch porn all day, I think I'm becoming a gooner...
by Pornophile September 18, 2018
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A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Squik, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: Chriz
Person 1:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Person 2: gooner (funny discord gif)
by chrizwiththerizz September 3, 2023
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A gooner is a massive fan of the YouTube video essay creator mainly know for his iceberg videos and his second channel to which he posts gaming videos to.
Person A: Did you see wendigoon's new video yet?
Person B: Of course I saw it man you know I'm a gooner
by EstabanLemonIce October 19, 2023
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A person connected in any way with north London outfit Arsenal. Many campaigns have been fought for the name to be changed to 'London French' due to the team's large Gallic contingent. Their main rivals in London are Tottenham and Chelsea, although many Gooners hate Man Utd with equal venom.
I hate those Gooner scum.
by Dave Blyth July 15, 2005
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Mostly famous for supporting the London club Arsenal Fc. Other known signs *hating spurs* *hating chelsea* *loving red* *know everything about arsenal* *either they're wengerin or wengerout*
Person 1: Do you think that person is a gooner?

Person 2: Well he wears red A LOT, screams we hate tottenham & coyg, holds a wengerout sign, no of course not why would you say that. *face palm*
by Gråzon April 24, 2017
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Someone who sniffs poppers excessively whilst masturbating
Ugh, Desmond is such a gooner
by Dicklodocus November 15, 2022
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North London Slang for sporting misfit, wearing cheap aftershave and talking in a bad french accent.
by Liam Brady February 5, 2003
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