Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
by nljames November 09, 2011
to get extreamly drunk
i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.
by amy henwood November 24, 2005
to be run over by a car
Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned
by TheRevealer June 07, 2010
to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)
wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.
by Ria (look at the definition of me) November 30, 2005
The act of making a joke or witty remark about someone while in their presence. Usually it is uncalled for which can be termed as a "drive by gooning"
example.(Conversation with a friend with a headache)

Since you have a headache i will stop making jokes and let you be.

So is it a sick to your stomach type, or just want quiet type. (I am asking how bad the headache is)

Now the response.

"Just the quiet type, wait did you mean my headache or your humour?"

There, that was me being "gooned" arghhh.
by Freezzer June 11, 2010
Being high off of ketamine.
I'm so gooned right now! Lets sniff another gooner!
by OSSCVI January 15, 2010
1. to get beaten, pushed, or pwned by a Goon or member of a Goon Squad

2. to have slept with a Goon or member of a Goon Squad
1. that motherfucker got verbally gooned!
2. that chick totally got gooned last night.
by 0000000000001 February 16, 2009

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