Gang of hard pipe-hitting niggas that run shit in Ottawa, Illinois
The goon squad would smash the hittas any day of the week, sober or not.
by Goon Chief January 05, 2008

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Balls, Nuts, Gonads.
The Olympic runner was sprinting so hard, his goon squad was bouncing all over hizzle!
by thickage June 09, 2004

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1.A highly regimented organization, hellbent on destroying all that is slacking in any given highschool educational environment.
2.Led by Captain Dan, the Goon Squad is armed, dangerous, and carry graphing calculators.
Run! The Goon squad might make you do your homework! or bore you with stupid questions and spirit day assemblys!
by TheChameleon October 21, 2003

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A bunch of mexicans that are the fans of a local tampa metal band: Sobriety. They ride in a big dumb bus for no reason.
That guy in the goon squad is fat.
by Brett Snyder September 17, 2005

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A group of people who want nothing more than to smoke pot, drink some brews, and kick it with the homies. In fact, they take this lifestyle to such an extent that they accomplish nothing else. Usually they don't have jobs, they're not in school, and overall do nothing productive. This is what leads those around them to name them a "goon squad". The most important part of being a goon is being perfectly happy with this lifestyle and repping the name proudly!
Nick: "Guys, look whose here. It's the goon squad!"
Ty: "I know, I could smell them coming from a mile away."
Nick: "That bud they're smoking must be pretty dank!"
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