A large group of teenage boys who being somewhat good-looking think themselves as to be considered "cool." Said group of boys however, are usually very wrong about themselves and when looked at from a third-party perspective with no personal view of the matter, act like the biggest motherfucking retards any high-school will ever encounter.
"Hey check out that guy from the GoonSquad, isn't he sexy?"
by UNIS T1 - Guess May 03, 2009

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2 Americans, a Mexican, a Canadian and a black guy that all play video games on youtube and are all kawaii as fuck.
Whos Chaos in the Goon Squad ate my ass last night.
by whevesy February 08, 2015

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An underground gentlemen’s club in the North Philadelphia area were members do questionable acts such as destroying property, harass women, have sex with questionable looking women, and other goonish acts. Members can easily be identified by the following acts: hanging out in shady basements in North Philadelphia, Throwing furniture out windows, and yelling “Goon Squad” whenever in trouble or excited about something outrageous.
Guy 1: Oh my god those kids just threw a sofa out the window!!!

Goon 1: GOON SQUAD!!!!!

Goon 2: GOON SQUAAAAADDDDDD!!!!!!!
by MeatWallet09 February 18, 2012

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wannabes who want to join the slop house but will always be denied.
employees of good hands, leader of the goon squad MB aka the worst
by leaders of the slop house, ron October 07, 2011

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Thugs for hire used to rough up others. Bussed in supposed "tea party" people but actually paid for by others used to shout down and intimidate at public meetings or rallies.
The wealthy business owner brought in a goon squad to shout down labor protesters wanting fair treatment.
by UnionGirl2011 February 19, 2011

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The word has two meanings. One is a group of goofy guys, usually from a town that is disliked. The other is A gang of straight thugs. Dude's you know not to mess with.
1. I went into A town the other day. . .you wouldn't believe the goon squad i saw. straight Faggets!

2. Dude i'd hate to mess with Weezy and his Goon Squad
by G Bo$$ July 17, 2009

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A group of slightly sketchy males, who drive fast even in shitty cars, wear aviators, blast music and smoke.

The difference between these men and bros (besides the smoking) is that inside members of the goon squad have hearts of gold.
James Dean is the ultimate Goon Squad member.
by JaneGoodall1 July 13, 2009

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