A tall, usually white, person who lacks dexterity, may have big feet, and tends to unintensionally perform clumsy actions.
Man, did you see that goon brick his free throw?
by agentcodyfranks January 26, 2004
A hockey player who's job is to hurt people. Also, some goons protect the best player on a team from the goons on other teams.
Wayne Gretzky never skated without his goon, Marty McSorley.
by AldoPignotti November 13, 2006
A person you sell schwag weed to that you otherwise would have nothing to do with because of their overall dirtball qualities.
I can't believe that stinky fucker Dean keeps buying this shit weed. What a goon!
by bang, bang Nick Lange July 22, 2006
A second world war nickname for a German soldior.
I hate those goons
by Becky January 04, 2004
a goon is someone that you can't depend on someone that makes promises that they can't keep.
by Darius April 06, 2003