A person who is uncredibly stupid/slow.
They tend to say things without thinking how rediculous they sound.
They tend not to get jokes quickly or at all.
Generally a knob head.
Alex: 'These chips taste really potatoey.'
Sophie: 'OMG, you're such a goon. What a stupid thing to say'
by SophieLovesAndre April 16, 2008

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a person that does or says stupid things. also could be used for someone that says something sarcastic, and funny.

synonyms - goof, idiot
"what are we doing tonight?'

'lets go pick up some hookers and get fucked on meth. that sounds like a good time for tonight!'

'omfg. your a goon.'
by jesskaw November 09, 2007

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A tough guy who is a beast and can run really fast and win races
Man look at the awesome goon
by kt08 July 20, 2010

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someone who is ready to do anything, anywhere, at anytime.
Tiffany is a goon because I can call her at anytime and she will be ready.
by Karebear1859 August 13, 2009

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To ejaculate upon ones face, after a Blowjob, or a Bo Jangle.
Oh man, that Bo Jangle was great, I just gooned all over your face!
by Runean May 05, 2009

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A small animal that looks similar to a miniature jolly green giant. it lives in the woods in trees. They are used for game hunting. They only eat sprouts, so if you find a bunch of sprouts on the ground look for a GOON! But be careful cuz their only allies are other goons, spicolis, and GINGERS! Led by Onaga (AKA Patty Dabber)Goons are also used to run plays to NFL quarterbacks during games. AND THEY DONT LIVE IN HOLES!
OMG! Did you see the size of that GOON?!?!?
by pigskin072 January 16, 2008

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-$7.50 worth of wine, in a box, With a taste equivalent to shit.

-Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia.

-Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of bundaberg rum -which is liquid gold
Ben: Dude the cops are coming!! RUN!

Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON! i AINT runnInn noWheRe!!

*falls over*

Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public.

Brad: AwwW FUCK!!!!
by Brad McFarlane January 09, 2008

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