Niggas in a gang hired by other niggas to kill other niggas.
(From ghetto spongbob)
Ghetto Patrick: Motherfucker, I don't care about you anyways
Ghetto Spongebob: Nigga, I got goons on my back.
by Larryistoatsobvi May 13, 2014

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Shit soft faggots call themselves.
"y0 br0 im such a go0n! #YOLO"
>the "goon" proceeds to mow the lawn for his allowance money.
by GoonSlayer August 21, 2012

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somethings that cannot be stopped
Lily goon eating as she is in starvation.
by Tiffani Austin January 03, 2012

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A person who has a name very close to somebody else's and stays up late at night.
Man, all these goons were adding me on facebook at 2 am because we had the same name.
by theman2525300 August 17, 2011

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a super awkward person that fuckin stupid and super weird without realizing it
that girl is such a goon, she just queefs all the time and acts casual
by QUEEFING ALL DAAAAAAAAAY July 03, 2011

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A adjective describing any or all individuals excelling in the art of "Keeping it real" and being a percussionist. Basically kicking ass and taking names, while keeping a distinct "Swag" going.
Sam was wrong by saying Mike is far from 'goon status', what a dum dum!
by SirGoonAlot December 19, 2010

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A goon is a person above all the rest. A real, respectful, high powered individual. Goon(s) are like a gang of brothers that always have eachothers back. Don't fuck with Goons.
"Ride or Die Goons"
"Me and my goons"-Plies
by Big Meech Goon November 17, 2010

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