someone who is just an idiot and cute at the same time. A goofball who does silly things and doesn't care what people think about him or her. Is somewhat socially retarded yet extremely funny in the things he or she says/does.
Ben Stiller is a goon and Will Ferrell is a huge goon. Ashton Kutcher is a goon in That 70's Show only. But track star Tyler Anyan is the biggest goon of them all.
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1. hoodlum or thug

2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person

3. a roughneck

4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes
Biggest goon!
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A goon is a: robber, killer, gangster, or any hardened criminal.

Rapper Plies (FL) widely uses the term when describing himself and the street people around him, Leading people to believe that this is a popular urban street term in Florida, which is generally true.

Before the streets took this word under, it meant an overall bad person, from a school bully to a mafia criminal.
"Everybody Goons until they catch a case, detectives go to talking that killer shit fade away" -plies

"Car full of Goons and everybody certified, and if you froze up last time you can't ride, its going down tonight, cause these Goons out lurkin" -plies

A ski-mask used in armed robberies is commonly known as a "goon mask"
by FLA91 December 25, 2010

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any person who is insanely cool, super chill and has their friends backs. Goons do whatever they want when, and where they want. Goons love to party have a good time constantly. Often dresses different then other people and just all around chill people.
Matt- look at that group of goons over their, they are so chill

Ryan- yeah but they are just sitting over their not really doing much. and they are so loud all the time
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a person who is always ready to fight and isn't afraid of anyone a "goon" may possibly be in a gang; Fearless
-Do you want to make peace with those girls Chloe'?
-No I don't care if we fight because i'm a goon.
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Niggas in a gang hired by other niggas to kill other niggas.
(From ghetto spongbob)
Ghetto Patrick: Motherfucker, I don't care about you anyways
Ghetto Spongebob: Nigga, I got goons on my back.
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Shit soft faggots call themselves.
"y0 br0 im such a go0n! #YOLO"
>the "goon" proceeds to mow the lawn for his allowance money.
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