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Someone (typically a male teen) whose primary physical attribute is lankiness. To qualify for goonness, one should be 6 feet 3 inches or over, and should not weigh in excess of 150 pounds.

Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.
Bob's skill in basketball is primarily a result of him being a goon.
by Jeff Hunt from HollandNY July 25, 2008

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Sarcastic Idiotic person, like you for asking what goon meant
"YOU CUT ME OFF"
"Because you were driving too fast"
"Like most of your sex"
"GOON!"
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by ItsJayJack August 02, 2017

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A Wrestling Guru who gives you everything you need to know WWE and gaming needs...you are a goon to this man but is all good .. we are a Goon army of the "brand" JDfromNY
"If your not listening to JD from N.Y , you"re a goon and your not a Wrestling fan.. period "
by Truck Norris June 03, 2017

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1.To have sex
2. As a cheer of encouragement
1- he got on me in the alley behind Costa
2- go on son! You can do it
by Barryshitpeasthe3rd December 29, 2016

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Someone who thinks they are the most badass motocross rider out there, when they are slow, don't jump anything, and don't even have the right gear
That kid is a real goon
by Motorists October 16, 2015

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a person who can be used for personal benefit
Kathy: I need help with my math WebWorK... Better call one of my goons!"
by porkchops102 February 13, 2014

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a creepy, lanky, awkward, or eccentric mother fucker.
Stanifer is such a fucking goon! look at his lanky creep ass in the corner
by Leslie Noble Devotie January 04, 2014

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a member of a self-appointed group who takes matters into their own hands; they do not wait for government support;
Those goons went on an all out attack against the rebels.
by C. Paranoia September 20, 2013

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