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Someone (typically a male teen) whose primary physical attribute is lankiness. To qualify for goonness, one should be 6 feet 3 inches or over, and should not weigh in excess of 150 pounds.

Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.
Bob's skill in basketball is primarily a result of him being a goon.
by Jeff Hunt from HollandNY July 25, 2008
a person who can be used for personal benefit
Kathy: I need help with my math WebWorK... Better call one of my goons!"
by porkchops102 February 13, 2014
a creepy, lanky, awkward, or eccentric mother fucker.
Stanifer is such a fucking goon! look at his lanky creep ass in the corner
by Leslie Noble Devotie January 04, 2014
Australian slang that refers to cheap wine that typically comes in large sealed packets in boxes, of which is referred to as a "goon sack". Usually always tastes like shit, and is normally intended to get people as drunk as possible on the smallest budget possible.

Whilst it's supposed to be dispensed into glasses or cups, many people simply tear it out of the box and scull it straight from the sack.
Oi mate pass me the fuckin' goon sack ya cunt
by An Ambient Grey November 16, 2013
a member of a self-appointed group who takes matters into their own hands; they do not wait for government support;
Those goons went on an all out attack against the rebels.
by C. Paranoia September 20, 2013
Someone super goofy and cray; always doing silly things like climbing trees or painting themselves
"Do you see Nate over there with shades, shorts, and no shoes??"
"He's crazy! It's like forty degrees and cloudy!"
"He's such a goon!"
by ManagerSTATE October 10, 2012
a person who has had a great life, lots of friends, and is always having fun.
a goon is a cheerful person.
by youowemeacherrycoke October 14, 2011
A bag-in-box beverage dispensing unit
I smashed the box, ripped out the goon bag, blew it up and slept on it.
by Hammock Sways October 05, 2011