Someone (typically a male teen) whose primary physical attribute is lankiness. To qualify for goonness, one should be 6 feet 3 inches or over, and should not weigh in excess of 150 pounds.

Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.
Bob's skill in basketball is primarily a result of him being a goon.
by Jeff Hunt from HollandNY July 25, 2008
A tall, usually white, person who lacks dexterity, may have big feet, and tends to unintensionally perform clumsy actions.
Man, did you see that goon brick his free throw?
by agentcodyfranks January 26, 2004
someone stupid, a retard for example
chip is a goon
by botaf October 18, 2003
A hockey player who's job is to hurt people. Also, some goons protect the best player on a team from the goons on other teams.
Wayne Gretzky never skated without his goon, Marty McSorley.
by AldoPignotti November 13, 2006
A person you sell schwag weed to that you otherwise would have nothing to do with because of their overall dirtball qualities.
I can't believe that stinky fucker Dean keeps buying this shit weed. What a goon!
by bang, bang Nick Lange July 22, 2006
A second world war nickname for a German soldior.
I hate those goons
by Becky January 04, 2004
a big fecking idiot
bazrat you goon
by Mcfarts June 06, 2003
a goon is someone that you can't depend on someone that makes promises that they can't keep.
by Darius April 06, 2003
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