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Someone (typically a male teen) whose primary physical attribute is lankiness. To qualify for goonness, one should be 6 feet 3 inches or over, and should not weigh in excess of 150 pounds.

Goons often have long limbs to accentuate the lankiness.
Bob's skill in basketball is primarily a result of him being a goon.
by Jeff Hunt from HollandNY July 25, 2008
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Known as Gangstaz and killers. Partners who ride and die together.
1)"I'll come to your house, me and my goons
Loadin up bangers, ridin under the moon
Throwin up fingers sayin "My side rule"-Lil wayne

2)You shouldnt had fucked wit tyrone, his goons are comin to whoop your ass.

by Bobboo October 17, 2006
531 218
A plural form for the members of SomethingAwful. These elite group of people have highly talented Photoshop skills(some anyway).
"Let's see what the goons have posted today..."
by ReapersTouch January 11, 2005
485 302
a group of thugs or ganstas.
oi i'm goin to see my goons today, you on coming with me? (im going to see my goons today, do u want to come with me?)
by dat_gyal_glitz__x May 03, 2007
200 134
Your hood niggaz dat you know are gonna ride and die wit you no matter what the consequences
"Me n my goons gonna kick thsese niggaz asses on 5th street."
by Ashanda February 01, 2007
110 61
Colloquial term for frequenters of the somethingawful] forums.

These internet cohorts are highly trained in areas of writing, programming, photoshopping and all things related to sitting in front of a computer. They enjoy using the words 'shenanigans', 'tomfoolery' and 'debauchery'. They also tend to be a bit xenophobic. Although this makes it harder for a typical forum user to become acquainted, this quality also makes their criticism/advice more honest, and therefore more worthwhile.
Goons pay over 15 dollars to post in a forum. This fact alone says everything.
by Andrewwwkk June 02, 2010
58 31
Very cheap australian wine bought in a cardboard box. once contents have been emptied the goon bag can be blown up and used as a pillow, known as a gillow. Many phrases are associated with goon such as:
Mate I gooned it hard last night
thats some good ganter (banter while on goon)
youve got a serious case of the goons (your wasted on goon)
by jdizzlllllle November 25, 2008
130 104
1. A thug
2. An ice hockey player with no useful skills other than to try and kill people. Typically a horrible puck handler and skater.
3. An ugly (either aesthetically or personality wise) guy who is with a much hotter girl that he doesn't deserve.
3. "Hey, check out that girl. Why the hell is she with that goon??"
"Must be her retarded brother."
by J. Mac. September 04, 2007
167 148