1-Person of dubious mental capacity.
2-One whom does not possess sound reasoning.
3-Hired muscle.
4- Character populating the strange island in popeye.
1 - "Ha look at that goon!"
2- "Ed Littlechild is such a goon"
3- "Quick lets bust a move before they send in the goons"
by olive April 16, 2005
this word has many definitions, but in Florida & many hoods across tha country, a goon is a real nigga: ready 2 ride or die 4 his/hers, takes care of their fam, not scared of tha law or any other nigga, makin his/her own money legally or not, never snitches always follows tha street code.
Plies- "goons lurkin"

"Car Full Of Choppers And Everbody Quiet, Car Full of Goons And Everybody Cerified, And If You Froze Up Last Time You Can't Ride It's Going Down Tonight Cuz These Goons Out Lurkin"
by yayallday May 12, 2008
the truest, or the realest nigga on da block.
tha goon squad rolled up and da club went crazy.
by goonsquad December 02, 2007
a person who is always ready to fight and isn't afraid of anyone a "goon" may possibly be in a gang; Fearless
-Do you want to make peace with those girls Chloe'?
-No I don't care if we fight because i'm a goon.
by Chloe' Elise June 26, 2007
Niggas in a gang hired by other niggas to kill other niggas.
(From ghetto spongbob)
Ghetto Patrick: Motherfucker, I don't care about you anyways
Ghetto Spongebob: Nigga, I got goons on my back.
by Larryistoatsobvi May 13, 2014
Shit soft faggots call themselves.
"y0 br0 im such a go0n! #YOLO"
>the "goon" proceeds to mow the lawn for his allowance money.
by GoonSlayer August 21, 2012
a person who has had a great life, lots of friends, and is always having fun.
a goon is a cheerful person.
by youowemeacherrycoke October 14, 2011
any person who is insanely cool, super chill and has their friends backs. Goons do whatever they want when, and where they want. Goons love to party have a good time constantly. Often dresses different then other people and just all around chill people.
Matt- look at that group of goons over their, they are so chill

Ryan- yeah but they are just sitting over their not really doing much. and they are so loud all the time
by goontastic November 17, 2010

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