1-Person of dubious mental capacity.
2-One whom does not possess sound reasoning.
3-Hired muscle.
4- Character populating the strange island in popeye.
1 - "Ha look at that goon!"
2- "Ed Littlechild is such a goon"
3- "Quick lets bust a move before they send in the goons"
by olive April 16, 2005
Someone who is totally unpredictable and ridiculous
That dude in the Christmas sweater was a total goon!
by Shibs92 November 06, 2011
A goon is often referred to athletes who like to fight or be physical, especially for canadian hickey players. They often fourth line grinders who cant actually play. It can also be used for other sports such as football for someone who goes out of their way to make a hit.
1. My bro just had like 25 penalty minutes last night, hes such a goon.

2. He just broke that kids leg, HUGE goon.
by goonsquad3535 December 19, 2009
A goon is best defined as a person taking part in activities such as jumping, yelling and imitated sexual acts. Goons often commit these atrocities in public and bring embarrassment to themselves and others. Other characteristics of goons include excessive genitalia exposure, over-excitement concerning video games, and friendly relationships with parents, occasionally to the point of desired intimate contact. You can accurately distinguish a goon from a normal person by their laugh as well as their indifference to the apparent disgust surrounding them.
Goon: Lets Play HALO!
Goons: YEA! At your house though, b/c your mom is HOT!

Goon: Get HER!


Goon: *teabags sleeping friend
by xXSCUMXx September 15, 2009
two definitions:

1. according to the hip hop community, a bad ass thug who doesn't take shit from anyone

2. a big, strong, clumsy, dimwitted henchman hired to be the muscle for anyone with money and the need to take care of his petty business like extortion or enforcement. Basically guys that do dirty work

1."ah yeah nigga I'm a goon, can't nobody fuck with me"

2. "yeah Fat Tony got the location and sent a couple of goons to put their lights out"
by devons28 November 02, 2008
this word has many definitions, but in Florida & many hoods across tha country, a goon is a real nigga: ready 2 ride or die 4 his/hers, takes care of their fam, not scared of tha law or any other nigga, makin his/her own money legally or not, never snitches always follows tha street code.
Plies- "goons lurkin"

"Car Full Of Choppers And Everbody Quiet, Car Full of Goons And Everybody Cerified, And If You Froze Up Last Time You Can't Ride It's Going Down Tonight Cuz These Goons Out Lurkin"
by yayallday May 12, 2008
the truest, or the realest nigga on da block.
tha goon squad rolled up and da club went crazy.
by goonsquad December 02, 2007
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