two definitions:
1. according to the hip hop community, a bad ass thug who doesn't take shit from anyone
2. a big, strong, clumsy, dimwitted henchman hired to be the muscle for anyone with money and the need to take care of his petty business like extortion or enforcement. Basically guys that do dirty work
1. according to the hip hop community, a bad ass thug who doesn't take shit from anyone
2. a big, strong, clumsy, dimwitted henchman hired to be the muscle for anyone with money and the need to take care of his petty business like extortion or enforcement. Basically guys that do dirty work
1."ah yeah nigga I'm a goon, can't nobody fuck with me"
2. "yeah Fat Tony got the location and sent a couple of goons to put their lights out"
2. "yeah Fat Tony got the location and sent a couple of goons to put their lights out"
by devons28 November 2, 2008
A fool, or an uneducated being.
by 567jghk June 12, 2017
by graggler July 24, 2023
by Brando42069 March 31, 2021
a person that does or says stupid things. also could be used for someone that says something sarcastic, and funny.
synonyms - goof, idiot
synonyms - goof, idiot
"what are we doing tonight?'
'lets go pick up some hookers and get fucked on meth. that sounds like a good time for tonight!'
'omfg. your a goon.'
'lets go pick up some hookers and get fucked on meth. that sounds like a good time for tonight!'
'omfg. your a goon.'
by jesskaw November 9, 2007
the urine of the god (mainly sataans) in a big shiny sac. only drink that is worth the money. 40 standard drinks for ten moneys. 40c a drink? can you say no? coffs goon boys unite.
by eprovost September 13, 2007
An ugly and retarded person as told in a cruel way. As explained by Billy Brown in Buffalo '66 to his friend.
(Excerpt from Buffalo '66)
(Talking to friend on the phone that insists people call him Rocky instead of Goon)
Billy Brown: You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you.
(Talking to friend on the phone that insists people call him Rocky instead of Goon)
Billy Brown: You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you.
by Daniel M. M. June 14, 2006