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Gang of hard pipe-hitting niggas that run shit in Ottawa, Illinois
The goon squad would smash the hittas any day of the week, sober or not.
by Goon Chief January 05, 2008
 
1.
Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.
Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
 
2.
A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad".
Yo! See those goons? They're part of the GOON Squad Elite!
by GOONCaptain February 13, 2013
 
3.
A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. You dont fuck with the goon squad unless you want to die. Goon squad consists of the following members: Baraa, Ismael, Areeb, Farzan, Ibrahim and Faizan. The top 3 are the leaders and are part of a group known as the Teckatrons. The other three (Farzan, Ibrahim and Faizan) are minor goons. Goon Squad is a invite only group.

Goon Squad Logo can be made by making C's with your hands and interlocking them.
Watch out, here comes the Goon Squad.
by AnonSourceFromWhiteOaks November 26, 2013
 
4.
5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear
5 Goon squad came and took the prisoner to the hole
by Mrs P July 04, 2007
 
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A large group of teenage boys who being somewhat good-looking think themselves as to be considered "cool." Said group of boys however, are usually very wrong about themselves and when looked at from a third-party perspective with no personal view of the matter, act like the biggest motherfucking retards any high-school will ever encounter.
"Hey check out that guy from the GoonSquad, isn't he sexy?"
by UNIS T1 - Guess May 03, 2009
 
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Thugs for hire used to rough up others. Bussed in supposed "tea party" people but actually paid for by others used to shout down and intimidate at public meetings or rallies.
The wealthy business owner brought in a goon squad to shout down labor protesters wanting fair treatment.
by UnionGirl2011 February 19, 2011
 
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A group of uneducated "buff" guys, who think they're the shit and put plastic spinning hub caps on their Dodge Neons. They drive around town blaring rap music but no one has the heart to tell them their radio sounds like a dying animal. Their pants are permanently stationed around their ankles and they call themselves pimps but the truth is the only girl that ever gives them lovins is their mamas.
"look Kate, here comes the goon squad to hit on us again"
by tree tree and shrub shrub October 16, 2009