by Glacier psycho July 26, 2022
A term used in the South-West of England to refer to one-legged and unsuccessful prostitutes; they are usually found roaming the streets of towns and cities.
"Hey man, look at that babe over there wearing the tube top!"
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
by The L-Dog October 22, 2009
A Goomer is usually a pothead, genius, lacrosse player who is extremely selfish and doesn't care about anyone. You would usually find a Goomer in a crowd of potheads and hippies partying his ass off. A goomer can be a total douche at times. When a goomer is at a party, it will hook up with any girl it wants, but otherwise it is a complete and total pussy. A lot of girls want a goomer's "d" but the goomer is to ignorant to notice it. A goomer is EXTREMELY LAZY!
Jim- "Wow, that guy gets such good grades!"
Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."
Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"
Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."
Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"
by roseyysinclairr April 10, 2013
Bruh, did you hear what that goomer did in class? He stuck his whole fist in the teachers nethers ? Ok "goomer"!
by Bruhgoomer February 25, 2020
by YujiXD October 27, 2019
A goomer is a person who mainly dislikes gaming and the reason is because of us - or most of us zoomers. They usually dislike technology and most likely to use Facebook and believe what is said on there much like a boomer If he/she has a child, they will often get into arguments with the child about his/her iPad if he/she has one. This will often break relationships with the child and mother/father (goomer) and often have problems. They will always say technology is bad yet they always use Facebook and still at the same time hate on technology and say 'That's why people are so lazy nowadays' without the knowledge that - yes - we are, and it could actually save us from dying since of heat strokes form working outside or many other things like getting crushed by an object and we still maintain some physical activity. They may have a chance of also being a side-karen or Dade (male karen)
Honestly, if you are a goomer, you're most likely 39-82.
Honestly, if you are a goomer, you're most likely 39-82.
"Man, is he really hating us epic gamers? What a fuckin' goomer!"
"Ok, goomer." (man i hate this one)
"Ok, goomer." (man i hate this one)
by Hunterslilac July 30, 2020
"Whats up goomer. Still got any more jizz left in the old sack?"
-Yes son, there was one swimming out of there 1 hour ago.
-Yes son, there was one swimming out of there 1 hour ago.
by OriginalGoomer January 6, 2021