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9. goom
1. An expression meaning "suck my dick". The proper use of this word is accompanied with a hand motion as if one is holding his penis and directing it toward the other persons mouth. To be pronounced properly one should drag the word out as long as possible. This is best achieved as the other person is yawning.
Friend "Man, I'm tired" (yawns)

You "GOOM!!!!!" pronounced GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
1. goom
"goom" is slang used for magic mushrooms.
"those gooms fucked with my head and i thought the aliens were coming."

"My parents were PISSED when i came home on gooms. They weren't mad that i was tripping on gooms, they were mad because i ate the dog."
2. Goom
One excelling in stupidity
Jeff was giving his dog a chocolate tea bag bandit mask when it bit his nuts off - what a fucking goom.
3. Goom
To have rhythm and drum very very well. After the very talented rock n roll drummer Matt Goom. Matt Goom has played drums with Glen Hughes, Chad Smith and now with The Quireboys.
That guys got Goom man. He is a true Rock N Roller!
4. GOOM
Get Out Of Metal
Guy 1: Dude, you should check out Slipknot, they're my favorite metal band ever!
Guy 2: GOOM
5. goom
One word encompassing the expression, "dude, that is lame." Meant to be said with a deadpan face, followed by a quick topic change before the lame-o can explain his dumbass comment.
Erkel: I think I need to go to Homie Camp.
Busta: Goom.
Erkel: What I meant was...
Busta: See that Laker game last night?
by Surf Dodger Jun 9, 2003 add a video
6. goom
To be attacked from multiple directions. Usually in which you are horribly massacred.
Dude , those orcs just goomed me!
by Alucard Bloodlust Apr 27, 2005 add a video
7. goom
A friend's honest attempt to get a buddy to change topics because he's not aware that his wife is coming up right behind him.
Sal- "So she took my Seahawk hat and put it on, and her tits were just hanging there when..."
Sid- "Goom! Goom!"
Sal- "And I was thinking that my wife hasn't been on any romantic vacations in a while and I thought, 'what a treat'.
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