A friend's honest attempt to get a buddy to change topics because he's not aware that his wife is coming up right behind him.
Sal- "So she took my Seahawk hat and put it on, and her tits were just hanging there when..."
Sid- "Goom! Goom!"
Sal- "And I was thinking that my wife hasn't been on any romantic vacations in a while and I thought, 'what a treat'.