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5. goom
One word encompassing the expression, "dude, that is lame." Meant to be said with a deadpan face, followed by a quick topic change before the lame-o can explain his dumbass comment.
Erkel: I think I need to go to Homie Camp.
Busta: Goom.
Erkel: What I meant was...
Busta: See that Laker game last night?
by Surf Dodger Jun 9, 2003 add a video
1. goom
"goom" is slang used for magic mushrooms.
"those gooms fucked with my head and i thought the aliens were coming."

"My parents were PISSED when i came home on gooms. They weren't mad that i was tripping on gooms, they were mad because i ate the dog."
2. Goom
One excelling in stupidity
Jeff was giving his dog a chocolate tea bag bandit mask when it bit his nuts off - what a fucking goom.
3. Goom
To have rhythm and drum very very well. After the very talented rock n roll drummer Matt Goom. Matt Goom has played drums with Glen Hughes, Chad Smith and now with The Quireboys.
That guys got Goom man. He is a true Rock N Roller!
4. GOOM
Get Out Of Metal
Guy 1: Dude, you should check out Slipknot, they're my favorite metal band ever!
Guy 2: GOOM
6. goom
To be attacked from multiple directions. Usually in which you are horribly massacred.
Dude , those orcs just goomed me!
by Alucard Bloodlust Apr 27, 2005 add a video
7. goom
A friend's honest attempt to get a buddy to change topics because he's not aware that his wife is coming up right behind him.
Sal- "So she took my Seahawk hat and put it on, and her tits were just hanging there when..."
Sid- "Goom! Goom!"
Sal- "And I was thinking that my wife hasn't been on any romantic vacations in a while and I thought, 'what a treat'.
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