googlewanker 

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.

Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!

googlewanker by Moofius July 8, 2020

googshwank

this word is used for when you and a friend are enjoying something together, you would express the emotion by saying that the moment is Googshwank, or Googshwankin.

ME: man this coaster is the best ride I have been on in a long time. Friend: yes i would have to say this moment is pretty Googshwank

googshwank by dizquierdo February 20, 2009

googlewank 

To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.

A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"

googlewank by Sue D. Nymme July 23, 2008

Googlewank 

Masturbation engaged in using a google image search to get pictures.

Man, i was horny last night so i searched 'Lesbian' and had a mad googlewank.

Googlewank by viscousfluid August 14, 2008

googlewanking 

To search one's own name using Google.

I've just checked the history on your computer - you've beengoogle wanking, haven't you?

googlewanking by Dan Haythorn September 10, 2005

Googlewanking 

The term occurred to me when I witnessed my music industry friends Googlewanking themselves on allmusic and discogs.com.

Our record producer is always Googlewanking himself to see if he is still relevant.

Googlewanking by Iron Oxhide January 6, 2021

goospanking 

(n.) a compound word that is slang for the act of anal sex, the first part referring to the goo (semen) that is lodged up ones anus after the act and the second part referring to the word "spank" being used as a synonym for the act.

I gave my girl a fierce goospanking last night, she's gonna be shitting cumnuggets for a week.

goospanking by Driller64 May 14, 2016