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(male version of the gunt)
The bulging bottom half of a fat mans stomach that tucks into his trousers. Half way between the gut and bollocks hence gollock. Sometimes seen hanging out from the bottom of his t-shirt.
"Dude look at the size of his nuts!" "nah bro that's his gollock"
Gollock by Gollock Hunter August 2, 2013

Gorlock scale

An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).
"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
Gorlock scale by (BIGH) October 24, 2023
1. used to describe someone with no common sense, or thinks that he/she is better than they are, especially in sports.
2. a person with an abnormaly large or disfigured head.
3. a person who makes a huge mess while eating, especially while eating spaghetti.
I can't believe that that gorlock made the basketball team over me.
gorlock by scott sommers January 31, 2008

Goblocker 

Man 1 - "Hey, you're such a Goblocker!"

Man 2 - "What the hell is a Goblocker dude? A cock. You know, coz they block sluts gobs. ZING!"
Goblocker by Godflesh May 24, 2011
One of the considered names of Roblox from 2003 to 2005, alongside with Dynablocks.
Unlike those 2 names, it never had a actual logo, despite that there was a fan art of it.
Dude 1: hey wanna play goblocks?
Dude 2: yes, and btw It’s called Roblox, but that name was in 2003
Goblocks by Numpty911 March 11, 2022
when your semen comes out bloody and with murderous intent
oh my god, he goolacked all over my body
goolack by Joe Rotch May 29, 2003