When a bitch gets on your nerves, until you want to kill her the way OJ Simpson did it.
Dude, she just cursed my girlfriend....I'm about to go OJ on that bitch...
by ihavaPhDinwhoring August 04, 2009
the female vagina

God damn, my gooj sure is itchy this afternoon!
by Goojface March 15, 2006
The opposite of a chote. A dick that's really long, but has the girth of a pencil.
Gerald had a gooj. It as awesome, but it sucked.
by Sonz June 17, 2013
to ejaculate, cream, splooge, or secrete semen from the male sex organ, AKA the penis.
When the young lad saw up the girls short skirt, he goojed his pants.
by knicky May 02, 2004
Originally a contracted form of "gay Jew", it has now become more of a direct insult.

Also used as a term of endearment.
I can't believe Bob did that to Philip.

Yeah, he's such a gooj.
by Bo Brasher May 13, 2007

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