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1. Googly-Hole
noun: the small indention or "hole" just below the adam's apple on a person't throat

verb: While a friend isn't paying attention, inconspicuously use your finger, preferably two fingers, and lightly jab them into the small indention or "hole" just below the adam's apple on a person't throat, then vigorously wiggle them around. If done properly, the person will instantly jerk away while making an extremely ugly facial expression as if they are being tased or something similar. They will be shocked at first, but then soon after will burst into laughter and ask "what the hell was that for?!" They will then use this technique on you as well as everyone they know soon thereafter.
"Did you see Allison's face when Bobby googly-holed her? It looked like she was being electrocuted or something! I thought maybe she had shat herself the way she reacted, but then she burst into laughter!"
2. dog264
Slang term for a crab that got stuck in a portal hole with a hunch-backed lizard, hence the giant battle claws and eyes that see past the veil of reality
Make ready my ship captain! A dog264 lies 2 miles east!
3. western wanker
When a man is fucking the girls vagina in a weird and obscene way. In the man's left hand is an 1856 antique pistol with a chrome barrel, and a ten gallon hat on his head. The man then proceeds to pulverize the woman's asshole, until smoke begins to flow out of it. He then cools it off by throwing a 7-11 slurpee over it, sucks out her women juice with the straw.
Golly, i gave my bitch a western wanker last night, and her ass hole was smokeing so much i roasted a marshmallow over it.
4. Quaf
An extremely powerful queef; A violent eruption from the male genitalia that instantly transforms he-who-quafed into a female.
Person 1: "Dude! I quafed so hard last night!"
Person 2: "Queefquaftittotgooglygoochy"
Person 3 (obseving Persons 1 and 2): "Classic menoche."

Upon hearing a powerful explosion, Jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that Tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. "TIM! Are you alright?!", he roared. Tim replied, "Shut the gow."
5. Cumdumptruck
(n.) A complete whore who regularly has sex with multiple men, shuffling back and forth from streetcurb to dumpsite. A slut. A filthy, cum gurgling, diesel guzzling machine whose sole function is to be a high-capacity sperm recepticle and conduit of cast-away semen. Any slackjawed, bucktooth, googly-eyed, semen hungry fuck socket may qualify. Phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever be.
Did you see that nasty skank smoking newports topless in a mini-skirt and combat boots? Dag G! What a cumdumptruck!

On the other side of every glory hole is a cumdumptruck.
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