Googlodyte 

When you have someone that has a useless head of knowledge but no level of depth. They only can explain what they are talking about to the depth of what they read when they did a Google search. In other words they do not really know anything about the subject but surfed it on Google and now pretend to be experts on the subject. In a nut shell they are bull shitters and what they don’t know after the initial bit they found on Google search they make up. The word Googlodyte is derogatory, a way of describing a frigen know it all!!

"That guy, thinks he knows everything, what a F%%%& Googlodyte." or " He's a walking pile of bullshit, a frigen Googlodyte.
or " Ask so and so he likes to come across as if he is some kind of brainer ,,,, " F%^^& Googlodyte!"

Googlodyte by d0bo April 27, 2011

Googlodyte 

<i>noun</i>; An individual whose sole recourse for any information is Google; a person who compulsively checks Google for any reference to that person, that person's family, that other person that person fancies, what have you.

"I never have to worry about checking up on my girlfriends because my roommate is such a Googlodyte."

"If she only dates guys who generate 15 unique search results or more, that girls nothin' but a Googlodyte."

Googlodyte by Alex Brant-Zawadzki December 15, 2007

Googlodyte 

A person who has lived in a cave so long, s/he doesn't know that any question of fact can be answered by Google.

The googlodyte kept asking me for song lyrics that would only take two seconds and two brain cells to find.

Googlodyte by Philosoranter September 9, 2004

Goglodyte 

An insult targeting people who believes GOG is some DRM-free savior.
When in reality GOG would rather take your money and jerk off in your face while hosting games that infact have DRM.

Goglodyte : GOG is going to save the game industry from DRM!! Hope GOG Galaxy comes to Linux.

Person 2 : They've been saying that same shit for literal years and neither happened, infact GOG has had DRM protected games listed for years now.

Goglodyte : REEEEE *baby noises*

Person 3 : STFU Goglodyte. No Maidens.

Goglodyte by goglodaiser March 24, 2022

Goglodyte 

An insult targeting people who believe GOG is some DRM-free savior.
When in reality GOG would rather take your money and jerk off in your face while hosting games that infact have DRM.

Goglodyte : GOG is going to save the game industry from DRM!! Hope GOG Galaxy comes to Linux.

Person 2 : They've been saying that same shit for literal years and neither happened, infact GOG has had DRM protected games listed for years now.

Goglodyte : REEEEE *baby noises*

Person 3 : STFU Goglodyte. No Maidens.

Goglodyte by goglodaiser March 24, 2022

Googlebyte 

The Greatest thing Google has ever created. The the Biggest amount of bytes and bits put into one hard-drive. It is also part of the processor and can run 3 gobytes per nanosecond. Nothing can stand to the awesomeness of these type of memory! Nothing I say Nothing!!!
Also called a gobyte.

"My computer has a gobyte of memory, and my processor runs a gobyte as well" Strange child says; "what is a gobyte?" It is the most powerful thing of the Digital Age! Googlebyte forever Evolving!

Googlebyte by Diacon November 19, 2010

Googledotted

Like being Slashdotted only the traffic is from Google, usually when they've adapted their logo to celebrate a special day (like Van Gogh's birthday).

But should it be spelt with an initial capital or not?

Artist Vincent van Gogh was born in the Netherlands March 30, 1853, and today Google celebrates his birthday with a special logo. As usual, the top-ranked site for the search result the logo links to is completely googledotted.

Googledotted by anycon April 4, 2005