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GOOGLEILLITERATE

when someone is too dumb to use google to find what they need.
"where can i find the new patch for windows?"
"CAN SOMEONE SEND IT TO ME I CANT FIND IT!"

googleilliterate.
GOOGLEILLITERATE by thedozer March 11, 2007

googlenial 

any one born after 2010
Egor, look!another googlenial crossing the road with both eyes planted on smart screen.and it's a four lane highway...
googlenial by thegoblinsaint June 29, 2019

googlefull 

Noun. A large amount of information, in particular many pages of links from a search engine.
Tom: I can't find anything about my topic for English.
Rob: Really? There's a googlefull on mine.
googlefull by gl1tt3r September 14, 2010

googlebility

the ability to google something, and it be listed by google search engine
Check the googlebility of that car.
googlebility by airplanelady July 13, 2017

googletelligence 

To have the knowledge how to search on google.
Wow...your googletelligence was great finding that info.
googletelligence by goober September 9, 2004

googlemallet 

Can be used as a noun, verb or exclamation.

It is used to describe or vent frustration (although often minimal and humorous) toward someone who has not used an Internet search engine before asking a question, often one that when type directly into the search engine will provide the answer.

The etymology comes from the idea of there being a device built into computers that can be activated by a remote user where a cartoonishly large mallet comes out of the side of the computer and comes crashing down toward the non-search engine user's forehead. Google's multicolored logo is on the bottom side of the mallet and thus it will be the last thing they see before being struck, hopefully beating the idea into their subconscious.
(exclamation)

> Where was Barack Obama born?

Googlemallet!!

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(verb)

The guy worked at Google. I had to googlemallet him extra hard.

googlemallet by halffast March 20, 2008