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Google Expert 

–noun

1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own.

–adjective

2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.
I was talking to Dave the "High School Dropout," turned, "Google Expert." I spoke about the astrophysics class I was taking, and referenced the speed of light at 300 million meters per second. Dave said nothing and turned to Google. Soon after he replies, "Actually no. The speed of light is 299 792 458 meters per second."
Google Expert by Zimquats July 24, 2010
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Googlespert

A know-it-all individual found in chatrooms and Usenet newsgroups throughout the Internet who is a one-minute expert and authority on any given subject at any given time. According to their own reports, these people usually have IQs in the genius range and are members of Mensa.
John's mention of quantum theory brought a flurry of responses from Googlesperts in the newsgroup.
Googlespert by Steerforth March 8, 2012
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googlespert

when someone considers themselves an expert on a particular topic because they looked it up on google, in reality they have no real experience with the the topic.
peter considers himself a googlespert on the topic of iPhones, I gave him mine so he could demonstrate, he couldn't even turn it on, mustn't have been in the tutorial, lol.
googlespert by hevihitr April 17, 2009

Googlexpert 

One who has access to Google there fore believes they have became the foremost expert on anything Google can search. Googlexperts have eliminated the need for Doctors, Lawyers, Scientist or any other formally educated profession.
Average person: I have a headache.

Googlexpert: It is s brain tumor and you will die in 3 weeks.

Avergae person: What!? How do you know, are you a Dr.?

Googleexpert: I don't need a Dr. I looked it up on Google
Googlexpert by SluttyCupcakes February 16, 2012

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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