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1.
verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch
by K.A.L. February 06, 2008
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2.
1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.

Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker

2) Low rent private detective

3) Back-handed complement of the same
1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.

Clarke: I'm on it chief.

Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?

3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?

Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.

Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!
by paleface April 17, 2006
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verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.
by K.A.L. February 07, 2008
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4.
What you become when a friend/family member/co-worker calls you from the road and they don't have internet access, and they want you to look something up for them.

Especially appropriate if what they need is unimportant.
Girl: "Hey, can you see if there are any 7-11's in Lodi, CA? We wanna get slurpies."

Guy: "What do I look like, your Google Bitch?!"
by Blue Proteus June 15, 2009
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5.
Google Bitches are people who are dependent on Google's ever growing branding and product popularity.

A Google Bitch tends to be affected by Googles changes, problems and glitches.

You're a Google Bitch when Google straight up owns you, man.
I stopped using MSN and I'm now using Google Talk, I guess I'm becoming a Google bitch, increasing my level of dependency on their branding.
by DJWannabeCrackPuppet May 27, 2010
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6.
much like google corrects spelling or phrasing on the task-bar a google-bitch corrects your grammar or facts
April: Where'd you put that pencil at?
Michelle: Do you mean "Where'd you put that pencil?"?
April: Don't be a google-bitch
by smart-pizza-girl September 22, 2010
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7.
someone who uses google WAYYYYY TO fucken much
Man: hey you wanna check this for me
Man2:sure just lemme get to google.
Man:wait...you have google hotlinked to your desktop...googlebitch
by Billiam1234987 February 13, 2008
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