googlebitch 

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch

googlebitch by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

googlewit 

Someone who pretends to be smart and who knows it all but is secretly googling all the answers. A potential pain in the arse but useful on a quiz team.

"Why is the sky blue?"

"Ask Tom he knows everything."
"It looks like he does, but I think he is just a googlewit, take his phone off him and ask him then"

googlewit by kitschnkarma April 27, 2010

googlebitch 

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

googlebitch by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

GOOGLEIT 

the word googleit is derived from the two words "google" and "it". however, when used together they take on a whole new meaning. whenever a question is asked of someone and they have no clue as to the answer, out of sheer and utter intelligence, the answer should be: GOOGLE IT!!!!!!

Charles asked me, " what is an antenem?" I thought it was my mothers sister and all of her children. But as to not make him look bad, i kindly said, "I don't know charles, GOOGLEIT"!!!

GOOGLEIT by sweetontweety7777 December 8, 2009

googleitus 

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus

User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus

googleitus by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006

Googlefitz 

When you look up something on "some search engine" but come up with some totally retarded like German Schiza porn.

Also a person who likes to rub mens hair( up and downstairs...)

Dude richard why r u acting like such a Googlefitz?

Googlefitz by Michael luvs steph September 24, 2005

Googleite 

A person who has the need to Google everything in their life.

Jonny is a Googleite, he feels the need to Google everything.

Googleite by Just Jacko December 29, 2019