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GoFuckYou.com 

A popular nickname for the online fundraising platform GoFundMe.com due to its well-earned reputation as being a mecca for unscrupulous unemployed scammers who spend their substance-riddled days dreaming up unimaginatively pathetic sob stories to get you to part with your hard-earned income.
Well of course it should be called GoFuckyou.com but seriously, if it were, would you even consider a donation?

geofucked 

In oppressive states / states with surreal performance rights (like Germany, China, Syria) videos on YouTube often get blocked. If a video is blocked for you because of your IP adress, it is geofucked.
"Hey, have you seen that Gangnam Style video?"
"Nope, it's geofucked in germany."
geofucked by alreadyBeingUsed January 18, 2013

Godfucked 

Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.

Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.
Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.

Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."

John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."
Godfucked by randomcsdude August 30, 2016
v. an act of victimization so tragic and unexplainable that it could only have been executed by God Himself.
Holy Shit! That hurricane really godfucked New Orleans!
godfuck by Lutron Deluxe May 5, 2006

goonfuck 

A pejorative term coined at the University of South Dakota to describe any person who is found to be annoying, contemptible, or just goony.
"That goonfuck was creeping on that girl all night."

"What kind of a goonfuck wears yellow pants?"
goonfuck by T_E_K December 22, 2009

gofuckme 

It's a funding website where people can donate money to destroy people they don't like.
Did you hear what that asshole said about me on the news last night. Will you support me if I start a gofuckme campaign to bankrupt his ass?
gofuckme by 2B+ April 25, 2015