GoofBag 

Someone who thinks they are being funny but they are just being mean. Often their mean comment will be followed by a "I was just kidding" even though they weren't.

"Get away. You strike me as the type of person that jerks off to cartoons." Carrie said.
"wow way to be a goofbag." said steven.
"i was just kidding."

GoofBag by philbobaggins August 4, 2016

Goontang 

A goofy or odd looking female

Hey Matt, I was walking around Walmart late last night.
The goontang was out in full force.

Goontang by Mandy FAC April 15, 2017

goofasaurus

Person who displays extreme goofiness; an extremely goofy person

The goofasaurus was in its natural habitat.

goofasaurus by Jordan Melnick August 3, 2007

Goopta 

A male with a ginormous, monstrous, sword of a cock. The best Fortnite Player on Leapfrog.
👉👈

Alfonso: “Damn Isaac lemme suck your goopta”
Isaac: 😎

Goopta by Goopta March 17, 2020

goofgaf 

An stupid individual with charistmatic characteristics.

He's a goof and a gaf, a goofgaf!-H3H3

goofgaf by Mdcmdc1 March 30, 2017

Goontard

GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.

Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.

Goontard by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

Atomic Goofball

The goof to end all goofs, this bboy comes from Maryland. He started bboying at a young age, but tragedy struck when he had to have chest surgery, seemingly ending his career early. But the goofy one kept his head up and became stronger than ever. Now a member of the legendary Lions of Zion and Battle Snakes, Goofball has proven himself over the years to be not only a competitor and legend of bboying, but a well needed jokester in an all to serious culture.

Bboy 1: Yo, who's that throwing down an atomic floating kneespin?
Bboy 2: Why none other than ATOMIC GOOFBALL!

Atomic Goofball by Bboy Maestro February 8, 2010