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Goofcock-noun

A goofcock is one who is ridiculously pleased with themselves, and has no reason to be. Or takes themselves way too seriously. It can be used either as a noun (i.e. "he is a goofcock") or as a proper noun (i.e. "Hey! Goofcock!")
He wouldn't shut up about himself for ten minutes and then proceeded to ask me out. What a goofcock.
by ElegantWaste March 09, 2006

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