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(v.) 1. To waste time idly. 2. To mess up something. 3. To tease (goof on).

(n.) A silly or inept person.
Because I goofed (waste time), I goofed (messed up) my speech, and even worse, Nadia goofed on (teased) me for it; now I feel like such a goof (inept person).
by papermachete October 30, 2005
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1.
a goof is a child molester in prison that likes young boys.they must be kept in protective custody. quite often murdered or beaten into comas.
to snuff a goof would be glory
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2.
goof Slang. noun
1. An incompetent, foolish, or stupid
person.
2. A careless mistake; a slip.

verb
goofed, goofing, goofs verb, intransitive
1. To make a silly mistake;
blunder.
2. To waste or kill time.

verb, transitive
To spoil, as through clumsiness;
bungle: goof up a job.
why do you goof around all the time?
by Achilles March 17, 2004
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3.
the lowest of the low. a bottom feeder. Prison term for bitch. Fighting words in some cities.
Your a fucking GOOF.
by JamieP June 26, 2005
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4.
Prison term for pedophile. Usually found getting their asses kicked by other inmates.
"Yo, check out the goof in D-block."
by Razi March 06, 2003
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5.
Someone who has been arrested, charged and imprisoned for child molestation. Used only as an insult, highly offensive
"Yo, I hear the new guy's a goof"
by Drail June 05, 2005
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6.
a goof is a child molester in prison that likes little boys, they must be housed in protective custody as they are most often murdered or beaten into comas. they are the lowest form of life in prison. they are killed as a status symbol.
to snuff a goof is glory and brings rewards
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7.
A person acting in a stupid manner.
"What a goof."
by x January 22, 2003
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