| 99. | Holly Handshake | ||
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To give someone a casual handjob.
Can be used as a greeting, or a goodbye. Could also be substituted for a kiss. Also, is a trademark of a someone...you know who you are!! Any Random Guy At All: Oh, Hey there!
Holly: Hey there, let's fuck! **holly handshake** |
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| 100. | friend trench | ||
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The dreadful (yet metaphorical) place where a lady that takes a man's fancy resides when he forgets to kiss her goodbye after a date, or generally behaves in a way that will prevent said female from ever jumping into bed with him. Tell tale signs include introductions as 'some guy,' and gagging gestures whenever he tries to flirt.
To the average male, it is slightly worse the seventh circle of hell. Dave: I think i've found myself a lovely, sexy, hot, female 'friend.' FUCK!
Andy: Why don't you just rag the shit out of her? Dave: We're in the friend trench. Andy: Ouch. |
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| 101. | digispeak | ||
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A shorted form of speech used to communicate in cyberspace:
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AFAIK As far as I know. AFK Away from keyboard. A/S/L Age, sex, location. ATM At the moment. AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go through this again AYT Are you there. BBL Be back later. BFN Bye for now. BRB Be right back. BTDT Been there, done that. BTW By the way. CUL See you later. DETI Don't even think it. DQMOT Don't quote me on this. EBCAK Error between chair and keyboard. EBKAC Error between keyboard and chair. F2F Face to face. FOAF Friend of a friend. FWIW For what it's worth. FYI For your information. GAL Get a life. GD&R Grinning, ducking and running. GMTA Great minds think alike. HB Hurry back. HHOK Ha, ha, only kidding. IANAL I am not a laywer, but... IAW In accordance with. IMCO In my considered opinion. IMHO In my humble opinion. IMO In my opinion. IOW In other words. JK Just kidding. JOOTT Just one of those things. KK Okay, all right. LMAO Laughing my ass off. LOL Lots of luck. LYLAS Love ya like a sister. MY... |
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| 102. | Poetic | ||
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Probably the most underrated rapper ever, a genius. Definitely the best of Gravediggaz. Passed away from colon cancer in 2001. "Yo, I got stress on my brain it causes chest pains
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inside the best frames ghetto blood clots is scored by slug shots and drug spots, well if you're too poor to move out or get a new house, it's like livin in a war walkin through shootouts And you doubt God exists, when hard fists be poundin on your head like jackhammers You're trapped in the black drama, you hear the laughter seconds after that you fade out, you're played out, you're laid out Your heart nearly gave out, you're lucky that you made out with just a few scars when the beating ends The streets let ya breathe again But evil men, will soon be on the receiving end of Universal Law, I'm callin on the meek and the poor To fight back and never forfeit the day you have to go to war With forces that are armed upon the seven continental borders A mental fortress is essentials to absorb this My sword hits the human orb until it orbits In the art of war kids see Grym Reap be morbid Since pieces of the lost civilization in the past Had my photographs etched inside of pyramids To laugh at this revelation, without 365 days of concentration and twenty-four hour meditation, would be foolishly pagan I'm ancient as 'amen', see I stay Grym Throwin fools in in a pit full of pit bulls to be shaken Or strapped to the crossroads of Hell and inner sin Which trap the sinners in, to sell such in Sing-Sing I bring Grym tidings, tidal-ed your wave all not exciting Stop riding the dick, start writin your own shi... |
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| 103. | accenture | ||
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A consultancy primarily based on recent college graduates. Working at this firm causes clinical depression causing most employees to re-evaluate their life decisions or turn to other forms of release i.e. alcohol.
It has been said that in order to be hired at Accenture you have to be a clinical alcoholic. They ask the question "Do you drink?" in the interview process. If you say no, kiss the job goodbye. Wow, that kid is hammered.
No, he’s just an Accenture employee. |
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| 104. | Ac dec | ||
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Composed of 10 high schoolers (3 A's, 3 B's, 3 C's) who study their asses off all year to compete through extremely difficult and detailed testing. There are 10 subjects 7 objectives (just the facts) - Art, Music, Economics, Math, Language and Literature, Social Science/Science (depends on SQ topic), Super Quiz, and 3 subjectives- Essay, Speech (composed of 1 impromptu speech and 1 prepared speech), and Interview.
80% of the kids in the class consider it a blow off class, and the other 20% work super hard until the team is decided. An awesomley difficult program, provides some kick ass scholarship money and is great for brownie points and is also great for study and memorization skills. Oh, and btw, if your team is in Texas you may as well kiss ur asses goodbye bcuz NeW CaNeY dominates!!!! 2nd in State baby yeeeeaaaayyyyaaaa!!!!! (unless ur from Seven Lakes. And if you are I hate you. Not really. U guys were pretty cool. Friendswood are the sore losers) Man those New Caney kids really worked their asses off in acdec! And that coach Mr.Moore sure is a hard ass! -Ac dec
Friendswood sure took that 3rd place hard, considering nEw cAnEy won 2nd in state and beat them for the first time eva in that acdec competition! Too bad they wont be in the same division next year, and wont be competiing against NeW cAnEy! |
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| 105. | dick balm | ||
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The dry, crusty, jizm left on a bitch's lip resulting from a failure to clean up after she receives a load of fresh tonsil jelly. Dude, not only did I give her the tonsil jelly, she had dick balm on the next morning.
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