When somebody from the Midwest who wants to leave their decent but not large sized town and go to either Europe, Australia, New Zealand, The West Coast, the Rocky Mountains or the East Coast.
Brah: Why's that?
Bro: Because this town is killing me. Time to get the fuck out of dodge.
Brah: Yo but it isn't that bad. Hey, at least we don't live in Omaha. Minneapolis is too cold, K.C. is too southern, Chicago is too big, and Omaha is way too bland.
Later Iowa, I'll come back when/if I'm ready to settle down and start a family. Otherwise I'm #GOOD