| 1. | Amanda de Cadenet | ||
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Amanda de Cadenet is a former actress and it girl, and is now a fashion/portrait photographer. She's been married to John Taylor of Duran Duran (1 child), engaged to Keanu Reeves and is now married to Nick Valensi of The Strokes (2 children).
She is close friends with Courtney Love and Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode; de Cadenet is one of the people who he credits with helping him recover from his drug addiction. She's not a "fugly slut", she simply married someone. Did it ever occur to you that Nick WANTED to marry her? Yeah, you may be jealous of this woman, but you don't have to act stupid about it. Amanda de Cadenet is a good photographer.
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| 2. | Fauxtographer | ||
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A person that claims to be a good photographer when in reality they just set their camera to automatic mode a start shooting. This person also happens to fumble over photographic terms or has no knowledge of the terms or switches the color mode to monochrome and calls it artistic no matter what the hell is in in frame. Funny how all of these "candid" subjects are posing and looking at the camera, this person is a real good fauxtographer!
Wow blurry black and white pictures of tree bark... what a fauxtographer. |
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| 3. | Soccer Mom Photographer | ||
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The slippery slope of becoming a wannabe "Pro Photographer" that starts with the rule of 1 in 1,000. more...
With the advent of digital slr cameras for under $500 every mom with a camera takes 1,000 pictures of their child, 1 of those pictures is pretty good and when shown to a friend or family member she hears the golden words "that shot is great...you have a real knack for photography" and so the journey begins. Without any inkling of ISO, shutter speed, aperture, color balance, lighting, composition...any thought at all (AUTO EVERYTHING) mom thinks she has actual talent. Through the marketing avenues of friends she books a few gigs shooting babies on bedsheets with gerber daisies, wearing funny colorful hats, hanging in cheese cloth, hands shaped in the form of hearts on expecting bellies, bad lighting, composition and exposure, but the ability to "sell it as art" since she's now a pro shooter. 1.) Images way to photoshopped, skintones are blown out, yellow, way to saturated. 2.) Won't give you a receipt since hubby is the bread... |
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| 4. | tog | ||
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Short for Photographer, a term that most photographers find insulting due to it's close sounding pronunciation to 'tard'. I'm getting some photos shot today, I met this new tog and he's really good!
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| 5. | serenex | ||
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a really amazing artist/photographer on deviantart.com
Person 1: Damn! That girl can draw well?
Person 2: Is she as good as Serenex? |
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| 6. | Stealographer | ||
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One who can pick a good picture on the internet - pictures that have been taken by others - and use them as their own. A person who uses others photos in their multimedia presentations. Drew is a good stealographer, the pictures he choose from the internet always capture the moment.
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| 7. | Julio Payan | ||
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An amazing photographer. Wow, have you seen Julio Payan's work? He's so good!
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