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8.
To masturbait and enjoy it, rubbing your genitals to make them feel good.
Chris is having a good one in his closet again.
Winstons skipping p.e to have a good one in the change room again.
by Dan December 16, 2004
 
1.
1. Term used to congratulate someone for a funny joke. Comlemented with a fist pump. Can be repeated.

2. Used to make someone feel stupid. You say it, offer them a fist pump and when they go for it, give them a thumbs down. Stick your toungue out at them if you like.
1. Your friend just told you a funny joke, so you say "Good one, good one," and offer a fist pump.

2. A really annoying person says something he thinks is funny, so you say "Good one, good one," and offer a pump. When he goes for it, you give a thumbs down and say "Thbbbbttttt!!!" Now he feels like a dumbass. Nice...
by inTIMidator1234 February 03, 2007
 
2.
a sarchastic remark that can be used in response to anything said. Originated from Ross on friends.
"I hit him with my car"
"Umm Good One."
by kris mccarthy April 07, 2007
 
3.
A nicer way of saying, that last thing you said wasn't funny at all, so just shut the fuck up.
Teacher: "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. ( Laughs at own joke.)

Student:"Good one" ( Shut the fuck up )
by gothtafuckk13452 June 03, 2011
 
4.
This is an extremely sarcastic response to someones lame joke or foolish comment.

It is over emphasized greatly to stress the point that the comment or humor they made was in fact "NOT, A GOOD ONE."

Often will annoy or hurt the person it is directed at, but that was the point in the first place! Sometimes it is followed by the persons name to further cut them down as in " good one hank!"
Harold: She was asking me to go out sometime, I wasn't sure what to say?

Gary: you should have said, " I can't go out because I am a reverse vampire and the night kills me"...

( pause with no laughter)

Harold: Good One!

Gary: Shut up, your jokes are lameburgers too..

Harold: wow, another good one!

Gary: you're a jerk
by Randoni April 05, 2009
 
5.
The ultimate meth high for all the tweakers in the world. What What my Niglets.
im on ultimate good ones Real Talk
by d Licious February 15, 2004
 
6.
when someone says something trying to be funny and it just makes them look stupid so you say it being sarcastic.
"last time i heard that i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur!" GOOD ONE!
by hot_sizzle November 21, 2009
 
7.
A simplistic answer for making someone feel better after they have finnished doing or saying something that has no importance to yourself.
Jane:Hey, I just checked and deleted about 1,000 emails I had in my inbox today.
Bob:Oh yeah? Good one.
by CatherineCurran May 15, 2006