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22. ashlee simpson
The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics
The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.
by cmdrmonkey Feb 20, 2005 add a video
23. Metal
An offshoot from rock & roll that gets steadily worse and worse and grows more and more retarded with each new band and sub-genre.

*note* - there are very,very few eceptions to this but that means that there are "SOME" exceptions (do you hear me you dumb motherfuckers?)

Basically metal has taken the focus off of making good music and placed the focus on such gayness as: fashion,being evil,dressing the part,worshiping Satan,singing like a gay fuck,on homosexuality and bi-sexuality,or just on horny heterosexuality where the bands try and act all macho,and on being a hard drug junkie! Tattooes and piercings are more important than sounding good and making good music.Being a fuck is valued above being intelligent.The lyrics in metal grow exceedingly more and more retarded with each new band or sub-genre.The vocals in metal were never at an acceptable level of talent.But the vocals get worse and worse with each new band and sub-genre.There's this gay,dark theme in metal where they just spew hatred for Christianity.
WAR PIGS by Black Sabbath had some thoughtful,intelligent CHRISTIAN lyrics if you are intelligent enough to decipher them(it ain't that hard retard!)...

Bad singers,Satan,fashion and S&M are all for low brow morons who think Mtv is a good channel.Why can't you ignorant fags figure that out? You're all so retarded you need someone to do your thinking for you.(bastards)

"No more war pigs have the power.Hand of GOD has struck the hour.Day of judgement GOD is calling.On their knees the war pigs crawling.Begging mercy for their sins.Satan laughing spreads his wings.Oh lord yeah"!!
24. Cookie Monster
An obvious junkie. One whose addition is so far gone that he or she cannot focus his or her eyes or consume the addictive substance properly. Often seen throwing cookies at their own faces, crumbling them up in their mouths and not swallowing or babbling incoherrently or both. Looks dazed, blue and cross-eyed.
C is for cookie and that's good enough for me ~Cookie Monster of Sesame Street reveals his tragic obsession.
by CrazyLock Mar 24, 2005 add a video
25. Fear Factory
Industrial metal band that started out being a boderline Death metal band in 1991. Their vocalist, Burton Bell, was the first to introduce both death metal growling and switching to clean vocals. Fear Factory evolved into a sharper, more aggressive sound, and progressed from death metal to industrial with hints of techno here and there. They focus on how humankind is too addicted to technology to the point of being helpless without it, and see technology as the eventual downfall of humanity.
Demanufacture and Obsolete are good albums by Fear Factory.
by GROMM Mar 27, 2005 add a video
26. rap
contrary to most of the shit posted here, i have supplied the ACTUAL definition:
Rapping is one of the elements of hip hop as well as the distinguishing feature of most hip hop music. It is a form of rhyming lyrics delivered rhythmically over a musical backdrop of sampling, scratching and mixing by DJs. Originally, rapping was called MCing and accompanied DJing.

Origins
Rapping (as a self-conscious artistic school) began as a variation on the toasting found in reggae, funk and dub music, mixed with influences from jazz-related performance poetry (Langston Hughes's album Weary Blues being an important example; the Beats also notable), radio DJ patter, and the tradition of playing the dozens. Among other predecessors were talking blues records and the work of artists such as James Brown and Parliament. The original rappers probably can be said to have been The Last Poets and Gil Scott-Heron with their recordings in the latter 1960s and earliest 1970s (such as Scott-Heron's famous "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" and "Whitey on The Moon"), but, slightly later, MCs (from "Master of Ceremonies") would improvise rhymes over the beats created by dancehall and club DJs. Early raps were frequently merely a sequence of boasts, or attempts to upstage the other MCs. See roots of hip hop music for earlier forms that also contributed to rapping.

The first contemporary hip hop song r...
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27. Dork
Sometimes interchanged with geek, nerd, gamer, dufus and dweeb. Each have connotations that vary depending on who you talk to or the location. For example, nerd has a negative connotation on the eastern coast of Canada, while geek does on the west.

The definitions from my location are as follows:

A dork is someone that has less-than average intelligence, as well as having fringe interests like RPGs and computers.

A geek is someone who has a higher-than-average intelligence, and is interrested in a variety of fringe interests. The variety is unlikely to encompass the entire scope, and it is likely that the interrests will be interrelated. For instance, you might find a sci-fi geek, a history geek, or just someone who knows a lot of trivia. A geek will still have interests, friends and social skills outside of geekdom, though they may be more limited.

A nerd is someone who usually has a mich higher than average intelligence, but very poor social skills and very few if any friends and interests outside their area of expertise. They will usually have only one or two groups of interest, and are extremely passionate and knowledgeable about them. Often, a nerd will focus on numbers and definitions. A famous subgroup of nerds is the
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28. the misfits
The Misfits were a punk rock band formed in 1977 in the town of Lodi, New Jersey and originally led by singer Glenn Danzig (born Glenn Anzalone).

Glenn was very interested in Marilyn Monroe, and took the band's name from The Misfits, Monroe's last film. The band's early lyrical and graphical focus was on retro (1930s-'50s) science fiction, horror films, and B-movies.

The early Misfits were often quite melodic, featuring Danzig's versatile singing, which had a style rooted in Italian tenors such as Mario Lanza and in 1950's doo wop. Early Misfits songs tended to have catchy, sing-along choruses backed by poorly recorded, sloppy instrumentals. The band began as a largely untrained ensemble. The song "Last Caress" (a very rare track for years) is now commonly regarded as the epitome of an early-Misfits song, with blaring instruments and Danzig's melodic vocals finding a medium between Frank Sinatra and the Sex Pistols (whose notoriously musically untalented bassist, Sid Vicious, at one point offered the rest of the band to back him as a solo artist).

By the original band's last album, Earth A.D., they had become a hardcore punk band, with Danzig's standout vocal tone floating over a torrent of thrashing guitar, bass, and drums.

It is useful to think of the early Misfits as a band of Jersey-Italians who were strangely attracted to punk due to the trends of the time, rather than as a traditional 'punk band'. While Danzig lived with his mother in Lodi and was support...
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