Joe Smith: Oh Hey John! I'd love to go carpet skating around; thanks for being such a good citizen and teaching me how to dink around the right way!!
Will: I agree. It does look pretty cool.
Good Citizen: Hey, You wanna pick that up now?!?!?! I'm saying this with a beer in my hand. I think later i'll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i'll judge you for breaking glass and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. Rawr. I'm a totally raging alcoholic, I'm a good citizen making kids pick up shards of glass.